★ For a horror/thriller about a bunch of vapid models thrown into a house together forced to join their non-existent wits to survive, Model House, in theory, sounds like a blast for the correct subset of viewers. Movies in this genre with simplistic premises thrive or die at the mercy of their cast and director, … Continue reading Film Review: Model House
Film Review: The Long Night
★★★★ The Long Night is one of the biggest surprises of the year so far. Making a film is no easy feat, but cheap horror seems to be a dime a dozen. Finding actual good horror is sometimes like searching for a needle in a haystack in our streaming generation. This may not be a … Continue reading Film Review: The Long Night
Film Review: Room 9
★ Every now and then a movie comes along so bafflingly awful that you have to call into question how it even got made in the first place. Envision a film so poorly made that it feels like a film school student project. A cheesy vintage filter puts a layer of shoddy sheen over everything, … Continue reading Film Review: Room 9