★★★★ A gory slasher set in the woods is an automatic must-see for this horror fanatic. Drop in a group of young adults, bolstered by a compelling storyline involving past traumas, and a hulking brutish killer, and the end result gives plenty to love. That simple setup remains rich territory for this brand of scenario … Continue reading Film Review: Pitfall
Film Review: Final Destination: Bloodlines
★★★★★ For nearly three decades now, young adults have been thwarting Death's grand plans only to be savagely hunted down one by one in bizarre, often darkly humorous scenarios. In the words of mainstay funeral caretaker Bludworth: "you don't even wanna fuck with that Mack Daddy." In 2000, there was no other slasher on the … Continue reading Film Review: Final Destination: Bloodlines